Ive Said It Before and I ll Say It Again Duck

The weathers Stuffed!!!

I mean I had a small bitche nearly it effectually a month ago... how information technology was November and yet common cold and wet and raining hither... and it went over similar the proverbial wet sock and I though okay no wukkers maybe Im a chip early on to have a whinge so I let it get

BUT!!!

Its now the 18th of FRIGGIN DECEMBER and its Notwithstanding FRIGGIN RAINING AND Cold here

Bloody hell... talk about wreck a persons Chrissy cheer I mean where are the barbies? where are the games of cricket and footy in the lawn? where are the balmy days spent on the beach checkin the kini clad sheilas out? where are the wonderously warm evenings sippin a nice coldie while the sun goes downward? WHERE???

Bloodywell gone thats where!!

NEVER accept I known December (specially this late) to be wet or cold or fifty-fifty luke warm... its ALWAYS HOT and getting HOTTER past now...

gak Im gonna choke some wally

Im a bit early to have a whinge and so I let it go

Oh it's the timing that makes a practiced whinge, that's for sure.......

The way we're going we'll accept a white xmas, we have a couple of days of stinky Northerlies then a Southerly comes through and (every bit of last night) it'due south common cold and wet again.......

I thought anybody wanted a white Christmas?

So, what's all the fuss? It'south supposed to be crappy rainy blustery conditions in December.
Where accept yous been all these years, out on the lower rim of the world, the bottom side of nowhere, the upside downwardly angle of oblivion? Aye? I thought so! Sounds like Texas!

Shane, some of that rain has been making information technology over to this side, and we really need information technology after a very dry out winter and several years of drought. Nosotros got 10mm on the weekend and there was practically dancing in the street. Your right to whinge is respected, of course - just don't offend the gods as well much. Keep washing and polishing that F100, mate.
Charlie

Good greif boatbear mate! Launder yer mouf out an give yerself a adept flamin talkin likewise!! Was me F100??? heck she would autumn apart if I did that to the poor girl the surprise would requite her alternator shock... nope couldnt do information technology to her... shes ruff shes tuff shes mean an gruff an thats the way uhuh uhuh I similar it

Yep I know those poor buggars take been hanging out for pelting... just mate... oooh sod it... its just not friggin correct!!

Somethings all akilter with the world when its friggin rainin in Dec I tells yer! next thing we know we'll have snow for Chrissy!! MY GAWD that would terrorize the whole state!!! Snowfall?? A WHITE CHRISSY? In West Aussie???

Mind you I recollect I might just have to invest in Carlton Brewery shares cause I tell yer what they might just run dry if it e'er comes to pass

Sean mate dont y'all sheep chuckers ALWAYS take snow at Chrissy? must have the wrong vision of sheepchucker land eh!

Texas Glen??? nah mate hit texas go along goin hang a right at United mexican states and go along goin through the major moisture stuff an when you spot state once again keep goin till you detect major wet stuff again and stop in an say gidday!

I mean its expected that yous mob and the poms have common cold wet snow chrissys just us mob? we dont... we have HOT chrissys... thats the natcheral guild of things this weathers damned unreasonable

aaahhh tis finally beer oclock here

Cheers
me!!

Quote Originally Posted by paladin View Post

I thought everyone wanted a white Christmas?

Sammy Davis jr.
- I'm screaming for a white mistress...

I'm terrible: I read the thread championship and intuit the content, then open it and find that I'chiliad - - - 97% wrong.

This one, f'r'instance: "I've said it earlier and I'll say information technology again"... (and we still won't fcukin' understand ye, neither!!) merely it turned all wet and soggy.

I idea ALL of Oz was under drought alert weather except the far NorthEast, especially SouthWest OZ? Seems I'm not as "up" on things as I might be?

And, PISN!!! You naughty buggar!

Quote Originally Posted by P.I. Stazzer-Newt View Post

Sammy Davis jr.
- I'm screaming for a white mistress...

But as long as yous'e sinned and so, I suppose he May have found a Britt?

Ah. We'll suffer for those.

Quote Originally Posted past Vince Brennan View Post

I'm terrible: I read the thread title and intuit the content, then open information technology and detect that I'1000 - - - 97% incorrect.

Keep up ol son keep upward

This one, f'r'instance: "I've said information technology before and I'll say it again"... (and we still won't fcukin' empathise ye, neither!!) but it turned all wet and soggy.

HOOOOBOY!! language ol fella linguistic communication young ears here old male child... strewth all this wharf rat lingo anyone would retrieve nosotros was in da bilge

And of course it turned all wet and soggy... it is virtually the weather mate which at present is STILL flamin well wet and friggin soggy!!... strike me roan Vinnie get with the plan laddybuck!

I thought ALL of Oz was under drought alarm conditions except the far NorthEast, especially SouthWest OZ? Seems I'm non as "up" on things as I might be?

Typical American comment that i matey... I mean heres the gist of it... over eastward thats something like 5000K from me its dryer than a nuns tit downward the whole east coast especially the hinterland cause you gotta discount Shyteney who is as well gettin friggin wet... and over here its dry out as a expressionless dogs donger out in the wheatbelt and upwards effectually the murchison and places further n but where I am in the southwest corner its WET... understand that ITS FRIGGIN WET!!!

Sheesh see how much you lot mob learn hither from us blokes? you would never have known that if I hadnt tol yer... thank me afterwards okay?!!

And, PISN!!!... Y'all naughty buggar!

But equally long as you'eastward sinned and then, I suppose he May have found a Britt?

Ah. We'll suffer for those.

What tin one say about ol pissyone? hes well over the yardarm by at present so he could come out with ANYTHING!!! you know what them newts are like when they get on the phiss... mad buggars them fellas

Dunc mate... I dont give a flyin purple piglets soggy bits whether its el nino el nano or el friggin nutzsack I dont want a friggin wet chrissy! bloody ell mate... I want warm Ive been patiently WAITING all year for warm Ive given my whole self to a lovely balmy warm to hot sunday shining dry out enough to potable a keg before the barbies warm... THAT is what I expect for Chrissy!!!

Cheers
me!!

Shane me ol' mate!! I think if had one these running effectually ya swimming:

You'd soon be wanting one of these as a remedy to the to a higher place:

07:39 AM

Quote Originally Posted past LeeG View Post

asphyxiate a wally?

Actually Lee it was... "gak Im gonna asphyxiate some wally"... meaning?

gak... aaaahhhhhhh a course of goin burko without swearing likewise pregnant gak cack yuk revolting... only in this usage an expression of acrimony or going burko without swearing

Im... me as in refering to my intented intention expressed by the following

asphyxiate... throttle strangle mangle

some... someone anyone of particular target would be the weather condition mongrels who keep lying to me maxim its gonna exist warm when it friggin rains!!

wally... better way of saying wanker

so to clarify... shyte Im gonna strangle some weatherman wanker

Owzat?

And see not but have yous garnered a weather leason and a east coast west coast difference by several thou kilometers BUT! youve besides got a quick lesson in Aussie lingo!! Man this place is friggin aweflaminsome eh!!

FIG JAM I YAM

oooh that would exist flamin nice eh Dunc... non likely to happen though since a fellas gotta have a Sarah or Waione in his life to qualify and thats not likely old son... simply yeah man that would be absurd... One can envision and then many IDEAL opportunistic times with one of them things... downwards the rubbetty when some galahs actin the royal drongo yell out "HEY Shut THE HELL UP" and in that moment of utter silence LET HER RIP... in the dunny!!! I reckon a bloke would get away with it too... skid it down the front end of ones daks an saunter out no wukkers!! Imagining 1 of them Kiwi sheilas muttering as ane passes "Whos a big boy then?"

Nan: they actually ARE a "Weird Mob", at least linguistically.

Shane: well, now you (again) take proof of the insular parochialism of Septics... we tend to come across any other state as a homogenous whole (Canada as ALL cold and snowy, Netherlands as ALL windmills and tulips, French republic as ALL cheese [Oh, information technology is? Howboutdat!], New Zealand every bit all [Good Lord! WHAT are they doing with that sheep???], Brazil every bit one huge rain forest and Australia as all outback and 'roos) and we need the ethnic populations thereof to jump upwardly and tell us that our perceptions are stuffed!

And then thanks for the mini-geographic climatological lesson (colorful, simply informative) and keep to enlighten us as to the subtle nuances of "DownUnderLand" conditions weather condition. I confess I was mislead by the posts a year agone describing all the wildfires and troubles encountered in the (now I know, thanks to you) drier-than-normal Eastern regions (right?) and thought it applied to the entire place.

I erred. Mea Culpa. (Oh, I'm SO ashamed!)

F'r'instance, I know the interior is dry as a... a... what you said... but I e'er idea that the coastline areas were adequately moderate for rainfall. At present I see I was mistaken in this. Obviously I don't even know babbelty about the place, so I figured to showtime with the basics.

I went to Wiki and typed in "Commonwealth of australia States" and got back: "We're all encarmine lunatics here!" Plainly can't trust THAT lot.

Went to the Zoo to enquire an good, the resident Senior Kangaroo, and he said, "Hey! Whaddayou, stunnaz? I wuz born correct hither in Philly! I never been to no "Os-ter-ail-ya", ya frootcake! (Ahhh, you wouldn't happen to have a cheese-steak on ya, wouldja?)"

OK, next plan, 'cos no help in that location...

So y'all're gonna have to go on on putting upward with our (my) ignorance and continue teaching us the finer points of life in Paradise, or at least in Australia... pleeze?

Tis me pleasure me ol sock

Seein equally them eastern staters are all yammerin in academic tones of late... ol Dunc Wassa an a couple of others bein yer onlyest truthful blue Aussie speakin galahs here... an fifty-fifty so well-nigh comprehend it with random use of the stupid spell checker and come up out soundin more seppo than ocker since quondam microshyte himself forgot to put an ocker dicktshunary in these things

Only all is not lost me ol wombats droppin theres some of the states that accept it equally our duty to correct an extrapolate on all things Ocker an Aussie as long equally our arses face the earth an out dials encounter the sun... its our duty... just like takin the phiss outta seppos an poms at every chance that presents and some we make upward cause we can an your all fair game

I am hoping i day to become an invite onto Opry and become a grander audition opportuntiy to regale yous mob with me linguistic gymnastics of the ocker sort for I knows yous mob an particularily your sheilas go the steamin hots when they hear us fellas But I promise non to tackle any married sheilas or those under 20 or fifty-fifty those over 60 okay? in that location we go deceit exist much fairer than that eh? I seriously reckon old Opry needs a new ubeaut bloke in her life... mind you she might have to loose a few pounds... but at the prices I charge she tin can handle it

Cheers
me again!

Oh, oh. I'1000 in problem.

I understood almost all that except "ocker". Dinna tell me, I'll fash it out mesel'.

Mate! Anyone'd think you'd just written Hammo: Prince of Renmark! the way you lot tap out those soliloquies

Night all!

PS mate! I only use the Concise Oxfart '79 edition.

Thanks, I thought wally might exist a 'roo.

nah theyre merely wallys when they jump out in front of the ute... but then afterwards theyre called for all the wallys of the globe combined in ane dumb stupid idiot fur carryin tick breadin mongrels they become expressionless wallys... so no wukkers!

Some buggars really dont know shyte nigh breakin in roos present gettin to be a forgotten art... the art of breakin in a skilful roo that is... what with yous seppos an the japs koreans an such importin mechanical devices to get effectually on means the poor ol roos relegated to the back paddock near times so nowadays theres gettin to exist besides damned many unbroken roos... dumb as when theyre unbroken roos are... first rule of roo breakers is to teach the dumb buggars that any mechanical thing on wheels that moves will kill it... but unbroken roos just dont get it... they'll exist bouncin along mindin their ain concern see a mechanical device on wheels hummin along minding its own business and think "geez off-white dinkum thats a pretty hot lookin sheila" (mind you roos are blinder than batshyte and so a motorized thing on wheels looks like a well rounded sheila roo nigh times) and next thing you know hes fair humpin the roobar givin information technology a fair shaggin... so thud he hits the bitchumin and its roadkill time

Simply with good breakin in they know not to tackle a roobar correct quick... I hateful a good solid thud around the noggin does that to a roo... yeah too correct! get a good boomer all riled up so hes arrondi up on his hind legs and tail boundin toward yer gear up to rip yer guts out and... WHAM!! slug the buggar with the roobar... stops him in his tracks it does do that about 600 times and he gets the message

A MOVIN MECHANICAL THING ON WHEELS IS Non A FLAMIN FEMALE ROO!! dopey buggars

Was a time when roos were well trained to road skills man a fella could hop a roo anywhere anytime no wukkers at all... back and then the bloody emus were the flamin problem racin around like they flamin owned the place but with years of beltin an playin bowls with the blasted birds they learnt their place... and roos were kings of the route... then the encarmine mechanical things on wheels turned it all to shyte... I tell yer what you lot seppos have a lot to answer for!!

HEY!! I remember ol Wassa may exist onto somethin!! egads!!

oooh and by the way if you lot were curious... its bloody rainin once again aaahhh well she'll be correct

Quote Originally Posted by Wild Dingo View Post

....... its bloody rainin again aaahhh well she'll be right

Rain you say

At present the conditions depends on the moon as a rule,
And I've found that the saying is true.
In Bala, information technology rains when the moon's at the "full."
And it rains when the moon'southward at the "new."
When the moon's at the "quarter," then down comes the rain;
At the "half's" it'south no better, I ween;
When the moon'southward at "three-quarter's" it's at it over again,
And it rains besides generally betwixt.

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